acceber74:

terapsina:

Someone needs to write a fic of a battalion of superheroes randomly showing up at Sam’s doorstep because they have nowhere else to go.

"Hey Sam… so Pepper threw me out of my house and Rhodey’s on vacation in Mexico."

"Steve has spoken much of you Son of Wil. Do you wish to do battle against my adopted brother?"

"So… show an archer these wings I’ve heard so much about."

"HULK. HUNGRY."

And Sam cursing Steve and Natasha in the depths of his soul because they started the trend and then told all their friends about it.

And then, one day everyone comes over and cleans Sam’s house, brings him enough groceries to stock his fridge, do his yard work, and make him dinner.

Because making Sam the babysitter for the Avengers isn’t cool and he needs to be pampered, too. 

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eziobutt:

the doctor and clara robbing the bank in the next episode like:

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consulting-cannibal:

so the thing that surprised me most in the itunes promo was the “sammy let me go” note

like he’s a demon now so i expected him to leave something way more immature than that—i thought it’d be something like

and sam being like “……………..he’s fucking alive”

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thedoctorlek:

doctor/rose + UR FACES ARE SO CLOSE PLS KISS

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  • shrek one: bad
  • shrek two: the funniest movie i have ever seen. literally one of the funniest comedies of all time. incredible pacing and dialogue. reference jokes that were actually funny. surreal world that was so modern fantasy it actually worked. rocking score. awesome scene set to "i need a hero" being sung by the villain unironically and completely played straight. a bar of villains. just overall the best concepts ever.
  • shrek three: bad
  • shrek four: bad

kassie-in-neverland:

theteaward:

In which the actors are their characters.

I liked this video by the thumbnail alone.

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casdeanbutts:

there are two sides to jensen ackles

theres the male model with fanfiction green eyes: image

and then theres: image

and damn it i love them both 

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askclint:

agent-tightpants:

cupcakesandtv:

mollucifer:

i have a great idea to get S.H.I.E.L.D back on it’s feet

just set up a fundraising booth

"$1 to Punch Grant Ward in the Face"

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Tony donates $1m so other agents can punch him in the face for free

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  • me: *sniffs air*
  • me: ah september
  • me: the time where bugs die
  • me: and tv shows gradually return from hiatus
  • me: aaah

When you’re in first place in Mario Kart and shit starts going down behind you:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

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ungratefullittleshit:

Times Tumblr Raised Serious Questions About “Harry Potter”

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  • LOTR Fandom: Our movies are great! We love them
  • Hunger Games Fandom: Us too! We're really grateful to have such an amazing series so far
  • The Book Thief Fandom: Our movie was literally perfect
  • The Maze Runner Fandom: I can't WAIT until our movie gets released! The author said there are a few small differences but that's fine, he said they only took out unimportant things
  • Harry Potter Fandom: WAHHH WAHHH WAHHH OUR MOVIES SUCK THERE ARE ENDLESS THINGS THAT SHOULDVE BEEN IN THE MOVIE THEY DIDNT PORTRAY HARRY AS SASSY AS POSSIBLE AND VOLDEMORT WAS SUPPOSED TO DIE A MORTAL DEATH AND DUMBLEDORE ISNT AS ERRATIC AND MYSTERIOUS
  • LOTR Fandom:
  • Hunger Games Fandom:
  • The Book Thief Fandom:
  • The Maze Runner Fandom:
  • Every fandom:
  • Percy Jackson Fandom: *breaks down crying*

thatcurlyhurdgirl:

I will reblog this everyday

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